Last night, I had a dream that my boyfriend and I were participants in the Amazing Race. On the final episode, we kicked ass, building a substantial headstart. The final challenge, however, was to select and gift wrap presents for a young Japanese couple. The recipients would pick the winner(s) of the show based on what gift they preferred ( Read more... )

You've got to be kidding me...

This morning I dreamed that I was a participant in a unisex version of America's Next Top Model. I honestly thought I could make it into the final three, so when I was dismissed in fifth or six place it actually brought tears to my eyes.

Since I am posting gay videos anyway...

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I find myself wishing my boyfriend was a Ren Faire Goth...

... with a throne.

Sometimes the only way to win is to lose...

When three out of six players canceled, we should have called the whole thing off; Texas Hold'em with only three participants is questionable to say the least. It is even worse when the third player is Lucky L. I went out first in both games, which will likely cost me my number one spot in terms of average placement. The second time my aces and ( Read more... )

Good lord, Tom and Ian need to fuck already.

And Janu needs to cut her fucking hair.

Holy shit, Tyra Banks done gone crazy!

I can count the number of occasions I have actually voted for an American Idol on one hand (assuming the hand in question belongs to a polydactyl). As I see it, there is a line that separates the healthy regular viewer from the unhealthy participant and that line is defined by an overwhelming need to clog the phone lines with one's votes out of ( Read more... )

Two hours of this?

Dude, American Idol has sold out.